Happy Saint Patricks day!

Hey everybody! Happy St. Patties day! And in the spirit of things, here's a joke!

One afternoon Murphy calls on his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you zip upstairs and
get me slippers?"

"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two
Stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.

"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."

"Fook off you liar!"

"I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs,
"Both of dem, Paddy ?"

"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one ?"